October 25, 2004

My Favorite Recovery Sayings - part 6

There are a million excuses to drink, but no good reason.
A sober alcoholic s like a turtle on a fence post: You know he had help.
God didn't save you from drowning to beat you up on the beach.
Sobriety is God's gift to me; what I do with it is my gift to God.
When the pupil is ready, the teacher will appear.
If you're too busy to pray, you're too busy.
Follow the advice you hear yourself giving to others.
Talking about the spiritual part of the program is like talking about the wet part of the ocean.
Most good ideas are simple.
Don't believe everything you think.
Don't try to teach a pig to sing. First, pigs can't sing and secondly, it annoys the pig.
On a good day, things are okay and you don't drink; on a great day, things are lousy and you don't drink.
Worry is like sitting in a rocking chair; you can do it all day long and get nowhere.

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